Because Rikku-Mae told me to.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search
Nicky needs nudity to sell her hotel
(it's the only way i know how!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search
Nicky looks like that dude from Napoleon Dynamite
(vote pedro!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search
Nicky says 'BE GONE GOONS!!!'
(no offence)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Nicky wants to be your girlfriend

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search
Nicky does the cutest things

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search
Nicky HATES Racoons!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
Nicky asks "What television show have you been living in?"
(one of lifes questions)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search
Nicky goes to new york and goes into some random peoples house and sleeps in their bed.
(well, they never seem to mind)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search
Nicky likes Cardiff
(I do get around a lot, don't I)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
Nicky eats cement
(on the odd occasion)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search
Nicky wears a sailor suit bikini but they can't find a lighthouse for the shoot

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
Nicky was arrested for perverting the course of music

(how does that work :S )